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Like any good business, Temptations, the "gentlemen's club" on Grand downtown, wants to capitalize on all that money being spent on tickets to concerts at the Sprint Center and on booze at Kansas City Live! No doubt, some of that dough could be converted into dollar bills.

So Temptations recently proposed a little expansion. As an incentive to get the city's approval, Temptations agreed to put undies on its dancers. It also agreed to drop the glitter-covered downtown landmark out front: the sign that boasts "Totally Nude." Here, then, the Department of Burnt Ends suggests some ideas for some equally eye-catching replacements.

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  1. Hahaha, I loved those. I guess if they really wanted to make some money, they'd auction off the Totally Nude sign. I'd love to have that in MY house.

    Comment by Spencer — April 2, 2008 @ 02:31PM

  2. Its a sad day for the stripping industry, i'l make sure to tell my sons about all the great times at Totally Nude. I wanna purpose a new name...Kinda nude, totally freaky.

    Comment by DJ GTrain — April 21, 2008 @ 08:59AM

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