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Amazingly, over the past seven decades this combination saloon and dining room has had only five owners. The newest proprietor, Lori Cheek, took over from the fourth owner, Jeannie Craig, last October. Cheek has run her namesake bar, Lori's Place, for 17 years. It's barely a beer bottle's toss from the Bamboo Hut's front door, and Cheek decided to snap up the Hut last year.
"I'm going to tear Lori's Place down and build a new building," Cheek says. "But while I'm waiting for all that to happen, I had some time on my hands, so when I heard Jeannie was interested in selling, I made an offer."
Cheek hasn't tampered with the menu, other than to add some dinner specials, including a plate of fried frog legs for $13.95 on Friday nights. Her biggest change has been the addition of two big-screen TVs, one in the bar, the other in the dining room. It's the most brilliant decorating decision in the place's recent history.
You see, when the Bamboo Hut opened as a watering hole that served stiff drinks and baskets of chicken, its original owners made a vague attempt to give the back room a sense of South Sea style to go along with the establishment's tropical name. But the fake palm trees and the dance floor were victims of a 1980 fire, and for the last 25 years the dining room has looked remarkably like a 1960s rec room. The walls are paneled in dark wood, the tables are draped in burgundy vinyl, and wall sconces are outfitted with little orange flickering light bulbs. Because the cuisine is home-style and the service is casual (but attentive), adding the big ol' TV has made it possible for patrons to feel as if they're eating dinner in their parents' basements.
My parents didn't have anything like a rec room, so I was doubly thrilled to be living out the fantasy: eating Texas toast and fried foods with three of my closest pals while watching sitcoms on a giant screen! The sound was turned down, of course, so Bob and Carol and Gia and I could comment on the action around us.
"It's like stepping into a time warp," Carol said, admiring the other diners' clothes and hairstyles. One square-jawed young man sported a Kennedy-era flattop; another wore a lavish Porter Waggoner pompadour. Behind our table sat an attractive seventysomething couple, he in a coat and tie, she in a cashmere sweater. They started their meal with a potent cocktail each, then moved on to salad and steaks. The rest of the clientele, though, was distinctly less sophisticated.
Our table was sharing a heaping plate of crunchy chicken livers and a basket of french-fried mushrooms, dipping them into a little plastic cup of ranch dressing -- which was, Gia noted, "thick and creamy, just as God intended."
Carol eyed the wine list with fascination. "There's only five kinds, including Lambrusco, which I haven't seen on a menu in years. And they're $2.50 a glass! Oh, except the Chardonnay -- it's $3.50. Can you believe these prices?"
Obviously, the Bamboo Hut's prices are in a time warp, too. An 8-ounce Kansas City strip, served with a salad, "garlic" toast (it's really Texas toast with barely a hint of garlic powder) and a potato, costs less than 8 gallons of gas. A 5-ounce filet mignon won't even set you back 10 bucks.
Carol ordered one of the more expensive items, the seafood platter, which had just as many freshwater offerings, including fried catfish and frog legs, as heavily breaded shrimp. I snagged a couple of those golden fried shrimp and agreed with Carol: You just can't go wrong with a crusty crustacean. "It's good fried food," she said, arguing that her high-cholesterol platter was probably just as healthy as the iceberg-lettuce salad that had come before it, which was doused in more of that thick ranch dressing.